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Name: Jenny Trish
Country: United States
State: California
Birthday: 1/6/1981
Gender: Female


Interests: Chanting, prayer, song, healing, preaching, teaching, shopping, beauty, anointment, dance, meditation, touring, Bible editing.
Expertise: Religious study, as well as regular preaching, teaching, and the art of healing! " I practice the ways of perfection, and have resulted in perfection!"
Occupation: Legal
Industry: Media


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Member Since: 12/1/2003

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Thursday, January 12, 2006

My lost flock!!!
How I thought you were stronger than this....I stop writing my daily web sermon...and the world stops! Backslidings every where!!!!!
 The Sermon today is.....you haven't been generous enough with your money! I hate backslidings...going against what you know to be true...and forsaking my..I mean the churches pocket book! Do you know that we were forced to hire a gospel choir for worship...since we don't have enough funds for Brit Spears....or Lindsay Lohan, who was going to perform a workshop on loving yourself! It breaks me to pieces! If you are truly sorry for your ways of wickedness...please do write to me, and enclose a generous check...and ALL will be forgiven!
 Your loving Shepherd
~Reverend Jenny Trish Hawks
P.S. Please do check out our latest anti aging products!  


Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Reverend Jenny Hawks Proclaims a Blessing on All *

 

My Dearest Flock of speckled pigeons.

I chant...I meditate…I pray for your purity to be brought to the level of… pureness. That you will become white doves. And fly, fly, FLY!!! Away to a land of waterfalls and floating purses. That there would be an expansion of your wardrobes and stiletto heel collections. If you are a man I would recommend and pray you expand your collection of burkentstok sandals and DKNY vests. And your Jennifer Lopez CD’s would flow in abundance. I bless you…I bless you.

 

You can claim this blessing for your own by just sending a check of $59.99 to the care of The Reverend Jenny Hawks Association/My Blessing or for an extra 40 dollars you can have Reverend Jenny Hawks write and send you a personal customised blessing. Just make the $100.00 check out to the same address but titled, My Personal Blessing. Include your e-mail address and Rev Jenny will send it right to your email address.

 

Be Blessed

Reverend Jenny Hawks

 


Wednesday, January 05, 2005

Either you do, or you don't!

You please one, you fail another!

You hurt one, you please another?

Some times there is no back pedeling, no going back, no second chances, some times you will always be an idiot!


Thursday, October 28, 2004

Hello friends, fans and fellow flock!

So long it has been since I have wrote last. I have been on a 6 week vacation cruising from island to island on one of my Yachts. Such a relaxer it was.

 You know though, while I was sun bathing on a tropical island, something came to me so obviously from the Lord. It answers a lot of questions often asked by you, my friends my flock!

 We all make such a big deal about the "Enemy". We so often talk about "spiritual warefare". Watch out, we have an enemy at work. All this is very true. We do have an enemy, but do we fully comprehend who he is? So you get in a dredful fight with your spouse, and instantly you say "oh the spiritual warefare is so intense". You try to watch out for simular attacks. This is all well to do my ignorent friend, but I feel as though we have missed the point all along! Here we are looking out for spiritual attacks, and we daily let the devil in, right into our homes....right into our cupboards...right into our mouths...right into our stomach! Brace yourself for this moment of truth. So long we have thought this whole devil thing was the enemy. Its time to wake up after years of being blinded...CARBS ARE THE ENEMY! When I taught this very message to the fans of Jenny Ladies convention, a great weeping took place. Women weeping as they were enlightened by this truth. Feeling like failures. How they let the enemy in to their houses...to there children. All these years, lived naive to this horrific truth. How? Why? I told them, "I understand the severity of this truth, and understand what you all must be feeling right now! I don't pretend to deny the sin in this, and how it is so against what the R.J.H.V says. I am full of grace for this type of thing!" I told them, "How bad do you feel about this sin you have committed? Well, I will collect an offering today. Tell God how bad you feel about this blindness by giving a generous offering!"

The Spirit moved and it was beautiful. Women were giving everything they had, and the more they gave the more they were forgiven! I then moved on to tell them that I understand that they were so blind to this truth. That there are some people out there who know and are trangressers, and God forbid there be any such in the assembly! I told them how I personally had a time where I partook of this sin in abundance. How the Lord led me to these passages one day in Subway, while I decided whether to get a sandwich or a sub.

1 Cor 6:12-13 You may say, "I am allowed to do anything." But I reply, "Not everything is good for you." And even though "I am allowed to do anything," I must not become a slave to anything. 13 You say, "Food is for the stomach, and the stomach is for food." This is true, though someday God will do away with both of them.
NLT

 Here we see we are allowed to do these things, but don't become a slave to carbs. Don't be tricked into thinking you need them!

James 4:1717 Remember, too, that knowing what is right to do and then not doing it is sin.
TLB

Here we see that those who know that when they are eating carbs it is wrong, but is ruled by their lust and continues anyway. To him it is sin once you know what it does to you. The enemy takes its form in simple things as food. We know not to go near it.

 Dear beloved friend, do not become hopeless. Do not feel as though you are stuck in the dark with no where to turn. Let me intruduce you to my friend DR.ATKINS.

All over the world,  low and carb free things are growing. The Reverend Jenny Hawks Laboratories are beginning a brand new carb-free brand.

Taste better, feel better!

We hope to open carb-free grocery stores around the nation offering every one the chance to escape the enemy and feel wonderful. As I wrote last time, LOVE YOURSELF.

Any questions for diet help, call free on 0800 456 74352 -- 24 hour service. Keep the enemy at distance from now on!



Sunday, June 27, 2004

People, people

To a beautiful individual, 

Its not enough to just be beautiful. We must act beautiful, we must embrace ourselves with love and perfect service to our physical needs. Take care, it won't last forever hon. (though we do have a new remedy for ageing and facial lines called young no. 4) we must do everything to enhance our state of being. Chanting, Self help including repeating positive thoughts and words to encourage ourselves. Try our new Reverend Jenny Hawks Self Esteem Tapes. Just play these to yourselves as you go about everyday activities. You will find a new enthusiasm to live life and be beautiful. 

and if you are just plain ugly, there is always our Hawks, Heads remodeling services!



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